A farmer comes to a law office, for a divorce.
Lawyer : “Is there anything I can do ?”
Farmer : “I want to divorce”
Lawyer : “Do you have grounds?” ( grounds = alasan/dasar )
Farmer :”Yes, I have 56 acres grounds” (grounds = tanah )
Lawyer : “No, you don’t understand, do you have Case ?” ( case = kasus )
Farmer : “I don’t have Case, but I have John Deere” ( Case, John Deere = merk traktor )
Lawyer : “No, you really don’t understand. I mean do you have grudge?” ( grudge = keluhan )
Farmer : “Yes, I have grudge. ( grudge = garasi ). That’s where I park my John Deere.”
The lawyer still trying, and ask
Lawyer : “No Sir, I mean do you have suit ?” ( suit = tuntutan )
Farmer : “Yes Sir, I do have a suit. I wear it on Sunday to church.” ( suit = setelah jas )
The lawyer getting tired and frustated, and ask
Lawyer : “Well, Sir, is your wife beat you up ?” ( beat up = memukul )
Farmer :”No Sir. We both wake up at the same time 04.30. She is not beat up.” (beat up=bangun lebih dulu)
Finally, the lawyer ask this
Lawyer : “WHY YOU WANT DIVORCE ?”
Farmer : “Yes, because I can not connect when talk to her.”
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